The
plans are in place, the tunnels are being dug, but just who
will succeed in their bid for a Premiership reprieve?
With less than ten games to go until the
end of the season the moment of truth is rapidly approaching
for the Premiership’s strugglers, otherwise know as Sunderland,
Portsmouth, Birmingham, West Brom and as an outside bet, Fulham.
They are all fighting hard enough, but something is missing – Houdini
perhaps?
Cue Harry Redknapp who, having presided
over Portsmouth becoming the latest big winners in the Premiership’s
basement battle, found Fratton Park reverberating to that strangest
of emotions, joy at sealing three precious points from their
first league win of 2006.
A brace from Pedro Mendes was the focal
point for Portsmouth’s renewed belief that their Premiership
status isn’t going to be relinquished easily, but not
only did they leave it late against Manchester City, they are
getting perilously close to running out of time in the top
flight.
Redknapp will be desperate not to be the
manager who, in successive seasons, presides over the relegation
of the south coast’s two biggest clubs, but one victory
does not Premiership survival secure and Portsmouth remain
very precariously placed.
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When so much manoeuvring
goes on behind the scenes it's no wonder that it’s
reflected in results on the pitch, and if Portsmouth
do go the way of the trapdoor, then those upheavals
are what the club will be left reflecting on, not the
odd victory snatched from the jaws of a draw
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Pompey don’t look
capable of consistently bringing off shock results like this,
and there is only so much Harry ‘Houdini’ can do
to bring this club back from the brink. When so much manoeuvring
goes on behind the scenes it's no wonder that it’s reflected
in results on the pitch, and if Portsmouth do go the way of
the trapdoor, then those upheavals are what the club will be
left reflecting on, not the odd victory snatched from the jaws
of a draw.
Similar boardroom challenges are what
have left Kevin Ball as the man at the helm of Sunderland’s
rapidly sinking ship, but aside from the Black Cats who have,
all bar the mathematics, returned to the Championship, Birmingham
are keeping Portsmouth company in the two remaining relegation
spots and are finding it equally difficult to work their way
clear of trouble.
Given that Birmingham’s greatest
hope of avoiding relegation is to swap places with West Brom,
you’d have thought that their local derby, billed not
so much a six-pointer as a twelve-pointer, would have focused
minds, invigorated the St Andrews crowd and produced one of
those supremely well-timed 3-point get out of jail moments.
Instead Birmingham were lucky to escape
with a draw and keep within three points of safety. West Brom
created gilt-edged opportunities to put the game out of Birmingham’s
reach and extend their Premiership advantage over them to six
points, but the Baggies were left to rue their wastefulness
and Steve Bruce to concede that whilst the luck had gone Birmingham’s
way in this game, it’s about the only thing that has
this season.
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Every week you expect
that a team with the personnel Birmingham have at their
disposal to pull themselves up by their bootlaces and
begin to deliver to get the club who pay this handsome
wage bill out of danger
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Birmingham are a curious side, surely
capable of so much more than they have delivered during this
campaign and yet they don’t seem to be turning the tide
of underachievement. Every week you expect that a team with
the personnel Birmingham have at their disposal to pull themselves
up by their bootlaces and begin to deliver to get the club
who pay this handsome wage bill out of danger.
Yet their defence is, in the manager’s
words, shambolic, and they are desperately short of goals.
Despite having Forssell and Dunn back in the side after injury
induced absences, both are still considerably below their imposing
bests and need time to re-establish themselves, but if there
is one thing that Birmingham don’t have, it’s time.
The fans are frustrated, Bruce is thinning
on top due to the sheer exasperation of the situation, and
these are dire times. To give the supporters credit they are
willing enough, defiantly urging their club to snap out of
what is becoming a season-long malaise, but they are witnessing
a team short of fit, committed and motivated quality first-team
players and a manager with a greater gambit of ideas.
Steve Bruce has been candid about Birmingham’s
shortcomings and how he wants to change things should his side
live to contest another season in the Premiership, but that
is more in hope than expectation, while West Brom, having pulled
off their amazing final day survival last season, clearly didn't
learn enough if their current position is anything to go by.
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West Brom are to
inconsistency what Bill Gates is to computers, while
Birmingham are wasting away like an anorexic supermodel
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Midlands football is in the doldrums at
present, and with these two representing it, it’s no
wonder. West Brom are to inconsistency what Bill Gates is to
computers, while Birmingham are wasting away like an anorexic
supermodel. You have got to wonder, should the final relegation
spot come down to a battle between Birmingham and West Brom
as it is predicted to, whether whichever club survives will
be any better next term.
At least part of the reason why some of
these more established Premiership clubs are struggling is
because they, like the rest of the league, underestimated the
quality West Ham and Wigan would bring to the top flight following
their promotion.
By rights, or history at least, newly
promoted clubs huff and puff during their early top flight
forays, but not these two Championship flag bearers and the
participants at the Premiership party they so triumphantly
gatecrashed simply haven’t risen to the challenge.
Treading water isn’t good
enough in this division; the weakest clubs always get found
out and suffer for their carelessness. Just look at Fulham,
whose dreadful win-less away form is threatening to drag
them into the relegation dog-fight. It’s time to stand
up and be counted, and right now no one in the bottom quarter
of the Premiership has enough points in the bank not to dissolve
in the red-hot relegation inferno.
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