For
anyone looking below Manchester United and Chelsea this season,
there was plenty to see.
I came into Voiceoffootball, in November
2006, thus: “Saying supporters don’t care or don’t
understand football business or that it’s not their business
anyway is, at best, lazy generalisation.”
Off-field events since have enforced a
business education on fans, plus an ethical and political one.
David Conn’s Guardian column
has inspired thought-provoking and thought-through responses
on subjects from the faux-socialistic principles behind FC
United of Manchester (FCUM) to the political machinations of
Thailand’s economically divided society.
And the desire to get to the truths behind
the billion-pound investments into top-class football has increased
amongst fans and journalists alike. Harry Harris’ analyses
of West Ham, for instance – Tevez AND the risky Magnusson
buy-out (with club-threatening small print and really funded
by pre-1991 crook Björgólfur Gudmundsson) – have
been grade one investigative journalism.
Private Eye’s coverage
is largely inspired by its anti-Fayed agenda, but recently
they were able to devote their two-page ‘In the City’ column
entirely to football. Celebrating the forthcoming six hundred
millionth pound of Abramovich investment in Chelsea (self-financing
still a dream). Scrutinising the six hundred million less pounds
of Gaydamak investment in Portsmouth. A bit about someone in
Leeds called Bates. A lot about Thaksin Shinawatra (an ‘Eye’ target
since before his long-forgotten days as a ‘lifelong’ Liverpool
fan).
And Fayed too. Tracking his mutation into
Robert Maxwell, shuffling millions annually around his businesses
to keep Fulham afloat. Even Shinawatra said ‘noh’ when
Fayed offered Fulham – the two unsurprisingly have business
connections.
Meanwhile, the aforementioned FCUM have
been accused by the intelligentsia - as their on-field success
generates more filthy lucre - of becoming the Manchester United
of the North West Counties League they comprehensively won
this season. Without, naturally, the Glazer debt which inspired
the entire enterprise.
But if their success has offended more
idealistic sensibilities, the publicity engendered has reminded
people of United’s debts – one successful season
merely papering over cracks formed when they went from Champions
League group to out of Europe entirely in December 2005.
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The glory of winning
the Premiership title would once have masked concerns,
and excused next season’s exorbitant admission
hikes at the Theatre of Debts. Not now
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The glory of winning the Premiership title
would once have masked concerns, and excused next season’s
exorbitant admission hikes at the Theatre of Debts. Not now.
AFC Wimbledon have stagnated on the field
after consecutive play-off failures, but they’ve appointed
Terry Brown as manager, who took similarly re-born Aldershot
from Wimbledon’s current position to the brink of the
Football League the Shots left in financial ignominy in 1991.
Brown has already signed ex-Dons star
Marcus Gayle, the second player to turn out for both South
London Wimbledons. The first, Jermaine Darlington, cost them
the 18 points (and lucrative FA Trophy progress) they gained
whilst fielding him without international clearance.
Their campaign against that punishment
got it reduced to three points and was supporter-organisation
at its magnificent best – a world away from the “XXXX-out” nihilism
which has so dominated and disfigured the genre. Politically
astute, disciplined, intelligent, persuasive.
Yet it was widely unpopular, disparagingly
portrayed by rival fans as ‘money talking’. The
sort of ‘big club favouritism’ levelled at the
authorities. Wimbledon are “too big for their boots” they
cry, with which ex-chairman Kris Stewart agreed: “We’re
a League Two club in Ryman League boots.” Resentment
lingers from their early barnstorming success and purchase
of another club’s ground, reducing Ryman League Kingstonian
to tenants, like the Dons themselves after they left Plough
Lane (worse still for Kingstonian, in what used to be their
own home).
Old rivalries and jealousies abound, then – although
critics of Wimbledon’s ground-buying have a more solid
base. But in the main this season, supporters have earned greater
respect for their views than ever before.
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Justice came to
Dagenham and Redbridge. Boston United’s relegation
met with little sympathy
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Justice came to Dagenham and Redbridge.
Boston United’s relegation met with little sympathy.
Having a convicted criminal as manager did less than wonders
for their PR (Steve Evans resigning this week was the ultimate
in stable door-shutting after horse-bolting), especially when
his crimes included the tax fraud which materially helped their
promotion in 2002. At Dagenham’s expense. That the clubs
have swapped places shows that justice, like Guinness, can
come to those who wait.
Calls for better TV punditry have had
minimal effect, but on Match of the Day last month,
Alan Shearer produced the rule book of which pundits often
display ignorance to correctly explain why an Ole-Gunnar Solskjaer
goal was disallowed.
Whatever the opposite is of ‘making
the telephone directory sound interesting’, Shearer is
it. Meanwhile, Alan Green still wastes taxpayers money on a
Millennium Dome scale, and David Pleat’s world ‘mispronouncing
players’ names’ record attempt continues apace
(‘Purlo’ had an outstanding season with Milan).
Still, progress of sorts.
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New favourites have
emerged for the 2010 World Cup. Providing the necessary
international qualification
rule changes are made, allowing players to represent the country
where their club is owned, the competition will be a shoe-in
for... the British Virgin Islands
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New favourites have emerged for the 2010
World Cup. Providing the necessary international qualification
rule changes are made, allowing players to represent the country
where their club is owned, the competition will be a shoe-in
for... the British Virgin Islands. The Islands must be the
world’s only tourist attraction that can double up as
an industrial estate, so many clubs have registered offices
there. If I ever holiday in the Caribbean, that’s where
I’ll be, and I’ll make sure to get a plane seat
next to Bates, Fayed et al. We’d have SO much to discuss.
And there an end. To the season AND Voiceoffootball.
Sadder about the latter, naturally. I’m grateful to all
at VOF for the opportunity to fling my ill-conceived opinions
your way. Less importantly (well...), it’s got me a paid
weekly column gig. Not enough for a British Virgin Islands
holiday, but it’s a start, and I’ll remember you
all when I’m famous (and that goes for thingummy, whatshername...).
And with or without VOF, don’t
worry any of you I’ve mentioned in my columns (and
any others) who have served themselves ahead of football
and its fans. We’ll get you in the end.
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